There's a commercial for Wendy's stupid new artery-clogger wherein a girl offers a guy a bite of her salad, and the guy responds that he's a "Meatatarian." He then takes a bite of his sandwich which has CHEESE AND BREAD ON IT. He also has french fries, which are (technically) made from POTATOES!
I'm sorry. This commercial comes on ALL THE TIME, and it really INFURIATES ME.
It's so infuriating as to not even be on stupid YouTube for me to link to. God damnit.
ALSO: WENDY'S. YOU ARE NOT NOT FAST FOOD. YOU ARE AN ESTABLISHMENT WHEREIN ONE IS SERVED 'FOOD' FROM BEHIND A COUNTER IN A RAPID FASHION. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF.
Again, I realize it's just a stupid slogan and I'm a worse person for getting riled up by it, but still: I AM FUCKING RILED.
Also also: Bangkok Dangerous looks like the most retarded movie of all time. Seriously. The marketing campaign is literally: "ACTION MOVIE! EXPLOSIONS! ASIAN CHICKS!" Towards the end of the trailer, since it's an action movie, the time comes for the gravel-voiced announcer to make a pun based on the title. So he says, "Things are about to get...Dangerous." That's not a pun; that's a fucking crime.
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